In a coupling that would make teenage boys and girls weep with the force of 1000 vampire tears, Megan Fox–tattooed, potty-mouthed, and recklessly hot–and Robert Pattinson–well-coiffed heartthrob and star of many an adolescent locker–are said to be, well, hooking up.
Who knows if this is true; and for the purposes of a fashion blog, who really cares? The real story here is in the clothes.
On her recent publicity tour for her summer blockbuster Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Fox made appearances in luscious red lips, hourglassed fuschia frocks, and leggy, backless evening gowns. Translation: I have a smokin’ bod. Na na na na boo boo.
Robert Pattinson, on the other hand, often sports the uniform of a louche man-about-town: slim suits, high hair, the sly look of a man-boy on the prowl. The star of the Twilight franchise rocks a self-professed “expensive but disheveled” look, which often results in an outfit of all-black. Translation: don’t look at me. But hey: why aren’t you looking?
Are these two rising style stars compatible? While Pattinson channels a certain under-the-radar Hollywood glam–think Clooney, not dandy–Fox is working the Angelina Jolie-via-Jennifer Lopez look. Sound combustible? That’s because this pairing probably is.
Searching for “Twilight fashion” yields approximately 27.5 million results; if you’re interested in tracking down exactly what the characters are wearing, imitating their style, or fan-girling yourself out in Twilight gear, here are the best of the bunch.